Fun Friday: Things NOT To Yell During Climax

“Carol, just tell me why I remind you of your mother.” Via dreamlike.art.

Things to not yell out at the moment of climax. It should be noted that this applies regardless of your gender and sexual preferences in partners. Disclaimer: this may not be a complete list.

IN ACCORDANCE WITH ANCIENT PROPHECY!!

LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER!!

THERE IS NO GOD AND ALL IS DESPAIR!!

THERE IS NO DANA HERE, ONLY ZUUL!!

YOU REMIND ME OF MY MOTHER!! SOMETIMES YOUR MOTHER!!

YOU REMIND ME OF MY FATHER!! SOMETIMES YOUR FATHER!!

MY ATM PIN IS 1234!! SERIOUSLY!!

YOUR PARENTS MUST BE PROUD!!

I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!!

I NEED YOU TO SIGN THIS VIDEO RELEASE FORM!!

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!!

“My name isn’t Luke, it’s Diane!” via dreamlike.art

It should be noted that if you and your partner(s) climax together, you can (and probably should) yell out one of the above, as long as you yell out the same thing. This is mainly to freak out the neighbors.

You’re welcome, Internet.